#289 ~ Bar Jokes

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But in Jeddah, nobody walks into a bar. At least not a real one. Sad face.




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  1. AnonymousOctober 22, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    so this three legged dog walked into the saloon and said "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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  2. nessreenOctober 22, 2011 at 9:08 PM

    Haha!

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