TrollPad
It could be that I have really careless friends, if I look at it negatively, or it could be that my friends have finally developed such a trusting relationship with me (if I look at it positively) that they all, at one point or another, forget their iPads when they are around me. I am the custodian of forgotten iPads. (I don't own one.) Here. Me: I'm looking to sell my iPad. U interested? It's only 5,000 riyals. Squeek: Your Pinoy iPad-selling mind tricks won't work on me, vile woman! Squeek: Oh, wait.. How do you have an iPad? Me: I got it from Crusty for free. It was charging. Squeek: NOOOOO MY IPAD!