#216 ~ Kalam Stuffs

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More inside jokes on this week's Game of White Boards.


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  1. Fruitful FusionAugust 6, 2011 at 3:48 AM

    OMG does it make me an "insider" if I can read it all and understand it ALL??? Woohoo! Erm ... well ... I think context is probably key here. So maybe not, eh?
    Nevermind. You put a smile on my face.
    xxx

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  2. nessreenAugust 6, 2011 at 6:57 AM

    Haha! Yes, you're an insider because

    A) Ye like degs, and

    B) You totally got the "nahiye bat karr" part!

    XD

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