Am I A Bad Teacher? :(

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I ROFL-ed at this.

It's only hilarious because 80% of the time, I'm that foul-mouthed teacher. (Minus the car-wash part. I'll only start doing that next year. WATCH THIS SPACE!)



"Okay, shitbags. Entertain me." - True Story.

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