Riddle.

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What's purple and brown and pink all over?

Hint: If you're not me wearing a purple dress after spending the whole day suntanning (aka burning), then it's not you.

Still don't get it? That's okay.

Here, I spent the whole day hanging out with S and J:



This picture was taken at around 11am, but it's dark because.. well, it's dark, I don't know why. I just took it with my mobile phone camera.

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So, back to Fat Issues.

Dear People-Who-Would-Like-To-Support-Friends-Or-Family-Trying-To-Lose-Weight,

Here are some things you can do to help.

1. Stop comparing me to the other fat girl you know who went and "did it", lost some weight, all on her own, diet and exercise, persevered, and is now finally thin. (I mean "healthy". ) That's not really a motivational technique. It's more like a "fuck you, thanks, I'm working my ass off here and it's still not good enough for you" technique. It's especially not motivating when you say things like "I know you CAN do it, you're just NOT DOING IT."

Seriously. People are different. We're ALL trying to be Angelina Jolie, we're just not ALL using the same methods. Some people can lose weight easily just by skipping 5, or 10, or 15 thousand meals. Others need lots of self-pep-talking.

So instead of doing that, how about just ask us how we're doing? It's nice having someone to talk to about our fat problems. But especially someone who doesn't keep comparing me to The Thin Girl Formerly Known As A Huge Fat Ass.

2. If you really can't stop yourself from doing so, thanks for the support, but no thanks.


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