#144 ~ 7-Up
Without Googling, what do you think the name 7-Up stands for?
This is the only diet soda that I can force myself to drink, mainly because the taste really remains unchanged. I hate all that watered-down Pepsi shit.
So our trainers over at the gym have a new hobby: checking up on me post-workout to see if I'm sneaking in my usual soda and cigarettes, and then yelling my name across the gym so everyone else can look at the fat-ass with the soda can in hand. I would say "Fuck you, trainers", except they would totally kick my ass.

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